Bloody idiots

I just can't understand why can't those imbecilic singaporeans think properly before they even talk or act?

Getting compatible ink for your printer, you know that you definitely are risking your printer warranty.

And we only sell ink, if you have problems with your printer why not bring your printer back to your printer manufacturer instead of pushing all the blame on us?

If you are using shell on your car, and one day you change it to spc and your car suddenly stop working.

Do you blame it on SPC?

No way! what the fuck!

You definitely will go back to your garage to get them to do, but do you blame it on them? No, for fuck's sake cos they provide you a service, and you have to fucking pay them. You idiot.

How about ink then? You fucking buy from us, and fucking use it, and we are not going to warranty you anything. Cos it's already dirt fucking cheap and its up to you to buy our story or not.

We are not fucking you on knife-point.

And calculate in your mind (if you don't have a brain up there, use a calculator) that how much can you save if you use compatible ink?

Let's take for example that a fucking original ink cartridge costs $17, and you can only miserably print for a mere 30 copies. (I am fucking true about that) And a bottle of ink costs $10, and you could refill 10 times and print 1000 copies until you can't remember your mama's name.

So use your fucking calculator to punch in, and if you happened to be the bloody imbecilic singaporean that doesnt know to perform certain tasks and start complaining, then let me fucking calculate for you: $17/cartridge * 4 colors * 10 times = $680.

$680 for the damn 10 sets of original cartridges!

And the ink is only $40 for 10 sets of compatible cartridges!

So tell me if you can figure out how to spell your mama's name in your head: "Who makes the more money?"

"Me? You? Compatible ink retailer? Or the Unscrupulous ink cartridge maker? Go find them!"

So what if your printer is spoilt? We would have saved you $$$ enough to buy you 3 times of a new printer anyway.

And if you were the unlucky fucked up one that gets your printer spoilt within a month, count yourself an unlucky bastard and complain and whine like there's nobody's business.

And if you were to going buy a printer, who cares what the fuck you are doing with your printer.

You buy the printer, pay up the money and get the hell outta here.

No one cares what's your last name, or if you have no foreskin, warts on your face or your fucking pathetic life.

And if you realise that you have bought something that doesn't suit your requirement because you don't fucking ask before, don't think that we are wriggling in your stomach and knowing what's next that you are thinking.

Fuck you and get the hell outta here.

You don't deserve a parking space in earth anyway.

And if we tell you that the bloody pathetic compatible cartridge that you bought at dirt cheap price has a one year warranty that means it has a bloody ONE YEAR WARRANTY.

Fuck cares about when it's going to spoil and what happens next if it explodes in your fucking candy ass.

I don't t fucking care. We don't give a shit.

Don't tell me that I am cheating you or what, but just use your precious majestic ass to do some thinking, if your pathetic $40 could last you forever?

Will you still have a job?

Will I still have a job?

Come on! Go fuck the original printer manufacturers and not us!

We are just fucking HELPING YOU to SAVE $$$ and nothing else!

Not to clear up your shit or to teach you how to install a damn piece of pathetic new printer!

Is it my responsibility?

NO!

Do you need me to teach you how to fuck when you buy a condom from me? Or how about buying yourself a wife that can guarantees you that she can give birth as and when?

And no menopause?

No expiry date?

Wake up you stupid idiot!

Everything has a lifespan!

Dump it away and move on! If not, hitch a ride and dump yourself in your friendly neighbourhood garbage truck and rot in hell. Cry like a loser.

Or you can shout in our shop and threaten that you will make our lifes miserable if we don't refund you the money.

Who cares.

All of us are in a form of business in some other way. Some just can't make it, like that fucking loser.

Sore fucking losers. Take a ride to LaLa land.